EMCC
posted on Sunday, October 5, 2008 @ 12:23 PM
HIYA ! HERE'S SOME JOKES FOR YOU GUYS . (:Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, howmuch would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
A boy came home from school with his exam results." What did you get?" asked his father." My marks are under water," said the boy." What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level."
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
woahhhhhh ! I made a hot-dog bread today. is "quite" successful. woooooo hooooooooo ! Mmm.. just look like some shittt =O. but it's eat-able laa. my first history bread. wooooo hooooooooo ! (:
p/s : Listen more than you talk and stand still more than you march forward. and forget (those uncertain) more than u remember . I'll (:
